"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
I still can’t say anemone
reading smut in english: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god… that’s… that’s actually really gross… you can’t say thatWhen English is your native language: I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES ANYMORE
"once i die and am reincarnated i wish for my cat to be my father" is quite possibly one of the strangest things i’ve ever heard..