neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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Posted on Sunday, October 19 at 23:54
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reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

English Pronunciation

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

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Posted on Sunday, October 19 at 23:08
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deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Posted on Sunday, October 19 at 0:15
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potentialityknocks:

Majestic traveling pig

Posted on Saturday, October 18 at 23:02
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Hey

Posted on Saturday, October 18 at 22:49
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lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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mypatronusisrorypond:

thebritishteapot:

reading smut in english: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god… that’s… that’s actually really gross… you can’t say that
When English is your native language: I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES ANYMORE
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"once i die and am reincarnated i wish for my cat to be my father" is quite possibly one of the strangest things i’ve ever heard..

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jaegerpanda:

artbymoga:

krimsons:

worthless

But really

Yep

Posted on Thursday, October 16 at 14:56
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thatfunnyblog:

I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash

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The best bday present I could ever ask for from my friend all the way in Russia.

Posted on Saturday, October 11 at 1:28
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Batman getting thrown under the bus by every single member of the Justice League

Posted on Friday, October 10 at 20:54
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the-darkest-of-lights:

Lol

Via Gravity Falls

theme.